Hush-hush murmurs grew into a catty cacophony when it was established that it is indeed Tanisha Mohan aka Tashu who is the uncrowned Brand Ambassadress for the coveted couture house – Anjalee and Arjun Kapoor. The fashionistas were clawing and pawing for this coveted status while Tashu silently flew down to Mumbai to be at Anjalee and Arjun Kapoor’s show at the ongoing India Bridal Week as their Brand Ambassadress.
Some may argue that Bipasha is the Ambassadress for Anjalee & Arjun Kapoor but I choose to disagree. She is only the rented diva! Bips loyalty lies with Gauri and Nainika and her buddy – Rocky S.
Coming back to Anjalee and Arjun Kapoor’s dazzling show – well it was inspired by Subz Milonee (Mixed Vegetable) and was exquisitely crafted after selectively drawing inspirations from Manish Malhotra, JJ Valaya and Manav Gangwani.
Bipasha was the Tadka on Subz Milonee dished out by Anjalee and Arjun Kapoor!
Pardon me Anjalee…change your stylist. Didn’t do justice with your golden gown. Could had been bit more roomy at the bust.
Women at times are willing to dare the chill to turn up fashionably in short dresses even when the temperatures are 14 degrees centigrade. Agree they keep themselves warm in air-conditioned car and step out only to walk into another air-conditioned environment.
But what explains the way Tanisha Mohan is seen sitting here? Wearing short dresses definitely need a good bod but it also requires the finesse to carry it off elegantly. It’s a thumb-rule to sit cross legged when wearing a short number or at least sit with thighs closed. Tashu, how can you commit such a faux-pas???
Tanisha Mohan, a permanent feature at fashion weeks was seen clicking pictures of designer’s collection from her ‘must-have’ by hook or by crook front row seat. Yeah, at Men’s Week too, she sat on Vineet Jain, the MD of Times of India’s seat.
Wonder why she was capturing the images from the ramp? Would you know why? Here’s a picture, which I am fictionalising and captioning: “Amol Vadehra seems to be asking Tanisha Mohan why she’s been taking pictures at the shows.” Now I want you guys to suggest me some witty answers to the question in the caption. Would you suggest some?
My answers are:
Tanisha: Amol you know I have few unfortunate fraands who haven’t seen shows and they keep begging, ‘Tashu tu toh every show mein Front Row mein sit karti hai. Kyon nahi U take some photos for us please”. I pity them and do it for them yaar.
OR
Tanisha: Amol you know nah how dumb these reporters are? After every show they run after me to find out my opinion on the show. My opinion is soooo important to them so I help these poor guys and after seeing shows after shows, I lose track and then these pictures come handy.
By the way, if you didn’t know this…Tanisha once tried to become the Guest Contributor for ‘Hello’ magazine and her argument was that she knows Delhi’s biggest hot-shots and can definitely do much better than the existing Guest Contributor of Hello. The Guest Contributor referred to is a respected columnist cum TV Anchor and hails from one of the most respected and sophisticated families of Delhi
Have you heard of the latest technique to tone your body, i.e to cut all that flab, love handles, butter-chicken tummy and make the thighs less thunderous? If not, let me enlighten you. It’s called Body Sculpting. Remember Shahrukh Khan overnight got 6-packs? Well that was the magic of ‘Body Sculpting’. Don’t believe me? Go ask Farah Khan who in a weak moment let the secret out. SRK got his Body Sculpted abroad but now you can get it done at your saddi Dilli.
Ask Tashu, the compulsive party-hopper. She got it done at Amatraa. Body Sculpting is a non invasive procedure whereby through laser the fat cells are eliminated and the muscles are toned as per the client’s requirement. But hey, it costs a whole lot of money.
Not only Tashu but another prominent ‘brand whore’ got it done too. I am in the process of substantiating the facts and as soon as I do it, will spill it here.
So folks if you are desperate for a 6-pack or a 8-pack or a well toned body, forget the older and tougher ways of dieting and gymming. All you got to do is opt for ‘Body-Sculpting’. Oh yes, provided you have the moolah.