It’s beyond doubt that the Page 3 has lost sheen. Those were the days when we were briefed, “P3Ps are those people who work hard and party hard too and are aspirational role-models for the readers”. This credo doesn’t work anymore thanks to the dawn of the era of Medianet & PR Agency created P3Ps a-la Poonam Sethi – Tarot Reader, Bikaram Sharma…oops…Baidyanath (The dude changed his surname coz a Sharma can be a grocer or a chemist and to add his Company’s name in the photo-caption, he had to pay ‘Corporate Rates’ to Medianet, which was twice the ‘Individual Rates’. Hence he conceptualized a new name where he replaced Sharma with the Company/Brand name- Bikaram Baidyanath. Smart move, huh???) and a vague designer duo – Kapil and Monika.
Some of these Medianet P3P s graduated to be featured in Page 3s of non Medianet tabloids too. Tashu too started as Medianet P3P. I still don’t know what Ammu Saidi does or what’s her claim to fame besides the fact that she is loaded with moolah. Ammu is rarely spotted with her better-half, who I am sure must be slogging to earn the moolah for the Rocks the adorn his begum’s dainty fingers. And can anybody tell me what aspirational values do these creatures instill in our readers? Thanks to her money-power, pushy PR agents and some unholy media nexus Ammu beams out of P3s every now and then. Do you recall a charity fashion show hosted be Leena and Ashima for Khushii? Well there was tussle between Ammu Saidi and Tanisha Mohan for being the show-stopper celebrity on the ramp. Guess what? Truce was worked out and both walked with Irrfan Khan after bidding jointly for the show-stopper outfits. I am khush coz Khushii benefited!
The designer duo – Kapil and Monika…gawd…they are an insult to P3P. Their gaudy creations will rape your aesthetics and their poses for the shutterbugs are hilarious. Why should I see him every weekend as I flip through the ‘haloed’ (or whored) Page 3?
Money can’t buy you style and Delhi butterfly – Tanisha Mohan is the perfect example of it. Robbie Mohan, her docile hubby has pots of money, which Tashu dear splurges like there’s no tomorrow but her dressing sense can be best described as ‘Tacky’. She is what we call a ‘Brand Whore’ – top to bottom laden with brands.
Tanisha has also flirted with ramp walking. Below you see her walking the ramp for Ranna Gill’s Spring-Summer 2010 show at WIFW. Good lord! What made Ranna do such a huge compromise for her show? I poked my nose around and discovered that Tanisha bought the entire collection to be on the ramp as a show-stopper. Ufff…things these wannabes do for their 15 seconds of fame.
I am posting more pictures of Tanisha below to give you a glimpse of her tacky dress-sense (and don’t miss those podgy knees). Mind you, they are all expensive stuff but as I said earlier – Money can’t Buy You Style! Any stylists willing to help Tashu out? If yes, do express your desire and I’ll recommend you. Don’t worry, moolah is never a problem with Tanisha!
Have you heard of the latest technique to tone your body, i.e to cut all that flab, love handles, butter-chicken tummy and make the thighs less thunderous? If not, let me enlighten you. It’s called Body Sculpting. Remember Shahrukh Khan overnight got 6-packs? Well that was the magic of ‘Body Sculpting’. Don’t believe me? Go ask Farah Khan who in a weak moment let the secret out. SRK got his Body Sculpted abroad but now you can get it done at your saddi Dilli.
Ask Tashu, the compulsive party-hopper. She got it done at Amatraa. Body Sculpting is a non invasive procedure whereby through laser the fat cells are eliminated and the muscles are toned as per the client’s requirement. But hey, it costs a whole lot of money.
Not only Tashu but another prominent ‘brand whore’ got it done too. I am in the process of substantiating the facts and as soon as I do it, will spill it here.
So folks if you are desperate for a 6-pack or a 8-pack or a well toned body, forget the older and tougher ways of dieting and gymming. All you got to do is opt for ‘Body-Sculpting’. Oh yes, provided you have the moolah.