Padma Lakshmi appears to be in a serious competition with Simi Garewal on who can hold the most Botox in their face!
On her appearance at 2011 Emmys, my gaze was more fixed at Padma Lakshmi’s Frozen Face than her Armani Privé
Golden Gown or her Jimmy Choo sandals. She sure did look worse than Simi, who till now was the Queen of Botox. Padma beats Simi hollow. Look at the pictures and decide for yourself.
The re-emergence of Simi Garewal on the Idiot Box as the Hostess of a stupid show – India’s Most Desirable has brought the whole plastic surgery gossip in the forefront. I loved a guy who tweeted - RT @uncannybal: Botox prices shot up all over the world when the manufacturers heard Simi Garewal was going to do another TV show.
But why single out Simi Garewal? She isn’t the only Plastic Doll floating around. We have the well-known Plastic Babes like Queenie Singh, Ramona Narang, Shilpa Shetty and Sobha De who are the unofficial Ambassadoresses of Plastic Surgery.
I would like to talk about lesser know babes who have gone under the knife. Gauri Khan takes the Cake. The pictures tell it all! Diya Mirza got her broad nose fixed and also got a boob-job done. Rhinoplasty (Nose Job) is rather popular with Bollywood stars and socialites. There is Priya Sachdev Chatwal who got a not-so-great nose job done and if you thought Sonakshi Sinha just shed those extra kilos for Dabangg, you are wrong. She trimmed her big and round nose. Oh even Akshay Kumar got his crooked nose fixed.
Then we have ‘bee-stung’ cases. Don’t you see Katrina Kaif’ has acquired a trout-pout? Yes that’s all collagen there. Mallaika Arora Khan also got got Collagen injected into her lips. Plus her usual Butt-Job.
So folks if you have any more revelations to make, please I would love to put it up here.
When the buzz broke-off about Malaika Arora Khan and Boney Kapoor’s son, Arjun Kapoor having an affair, I wasn’t shocked at all. Why? Simply because I recalled the days at IIFA 2010 in Colombo where I always spotted Arjun Kapoor (podgy and specy those days) running after Malaika as a chaperon. Arjun very much looked smitten by the bubble-butt Malaika’s charm. In fact I shared the the lift with them twice at the hotel and now since this affair thing has come out, I can put two in to two.
If Malaika was anywhere, Arjun had to be around. At the breakfast buffet where stars also had to come down to the coffee shop, the smitten Arjun was always on his toes serving Madam Bubble-Butt her juice, her eggs and I wondered why somebody like Boney Kapoor’s son is slaving around for an ‘Item-Girl.’ Now the picture is clear indeed!
Salman Khan never liked his bhabi – Malaika or her sister Amrita. This was published in Mid-Day a month or so back. I posted immediately after Dabang’s success about a statement that Sallu made to his Wealth Manager – “I am happy for Arbaaz. Now Malaika need not do those raunchy Item Numbers.” Salman is very conservative about women related to him. He could never take Malaika’s and Amrita’s wild partying ways and their skimpy clothes.
God only knows what will be the outcome of this buzz within Khan family but what’s wrong with Arjun Kapoor? Why go for silicon pumped and botoxed beauty when there are plenty of real ones around??? Must be his post adolescence crush!
Well here is some hot gossip on Bollywood’s two passe names – Anand Balraj aka Andy Balraj and Manisha Koirala.
A li’l birdie told me that Andy Balraj bragged that whenever Manisha Koirala needs a ‘fix’ of injections she comes to his house. He also added that this was before Manisha koirala married a Nepalese businessman. I am wondering what ‘injections’ Andy is referring to. Is it a Botox fix or insulin injections or a fix of Heroin? I know that Manisha Koirala has a drinking problem. Didn’t know about injections.
Oh you must be wondering who this Andy Balraj character is. Well he played some negative characters in yesteryear’s movies. Last I remember he had a role in Subhash Ghai’s Khalnayak. Now I don’t know what he’s doing. The li’l birdie told me that he claims to be directing and producing movies. Well isn’t that the story of most failed actors in Bollywood? Arbaaz Khan is the perfect example but he managed to Produce last year’s biggest blockbuster – ‘Dabangg’ courtesy lot of help from Bro Sallu!
Good lord, when will we stop aping the West. Now that the socialites are turning designers in the west can the desi socialite be far off? NEVER! Joining the likes of Victoria Beckham and Liz Hurley, Ramona has turned designer too. Yes our good ole Ramona Garware nee Vadera nee Narang has turned into a designer and launching her Spring/Summer 2010 collection at Aza on Friday the 19th (13th would had been apt coz I am sure if the collection is genuinely designed by our lady, it would be horrific). 
Most likely she will bring her own wardrobe, rehashed as her own designs. And knowing the crazy lunching-ladies of Delhi, madam Ramona will do brisk business. Hope she sells Botox injections with her ensembles because those saggy derriere and bust(ier) would need a jab to firm up and look good in Ramona’s designs a-la- Ramona-ishtyle (which means lots of cleavage and lots of thighs).What I fear the most is that soon Ramona Narang will be sought after for Grand Finale shows at Fashion Weeks. Mark my words!