Queenie Failed To Woo Perez Hilton

Desperate socialite Queenie Singh tried everything possible to host a bash for the visiting Celebrity Blogger Perez Hilton so as to get mentioned by Perez in his popular blog. But poor Queenie failed in her ambitious mission as Perez left India after holidaying in Rajasthan. Sources told me that Queenie desperately tried getting in touch with Perez Hilton by calling the Lake Palace Hotel in Udaipur but without luck.

Queenie’s shrewd formula of hosting bashes for visiting international celebrities to get to know them worked successfully earlier. She hosted lavish parties for revered fashion editrix, Suzy Menkes, Naomi Campbell and most recently Paris Hilton with the sole idea of getting on Page3 posing with the famous people and to flaunt her association with them. Gawd…things these desperate socialites do for that shallow ‘fifteen-minutes-of-fame’! Poor Queenie’s luck ran out with Perez Hilton and her dream of being mentioned on his Blog alongside the likes of Victoria Beckham and Lady Gaga crashed.

I think somebody should do a TV series on “Desperate Housewives of Mumbai and Delhi”. The TRPs would be great and there are no dearth of Desperate Housewives (like Queenie) willingly starring in them!

6 Replies to “Queenie Failed To Woo Perez Hilton”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Hi Jack,

    When can we expect your infamous list of 2011?

  2. reply says:

    Did u read the latest on your favorite


    Reeely luks like the female has gone whacko and the spirits of Amrohi and Pataudi seem to be haunting her.!

  3. Eatprayshop says:

    You know I don’t blame her at all, she is just like the rest of India who go all crazy with Hollywood! She is no more desperate than the others. I have met her and she was quite well mannered compared to the Bollywood wives and kids who are ooohing an ahhing over Hollywood celebrities.

  4. Anu says:

    When does your 2011 list come out? I’m dying to check it out!!

  5. Who Cares? says:

    Desis ooze over Hollywood, yes, but only WHITE Hollywood..ask them to name 5 black stars and most won’t know beyond WIll Smith or Denzel Washington.
    Hangover from the colonial days…lick the boots of whites. White is right. This is the reason for the Oscar hoolahooh.

    Sad that in the 21st century we still don’t have the confidence in our own selves to rise above bootlicking of whites

  6. parez says:

    Cmon guys – PZ is maha chalu and chalaak in public image building, why will she solicit a mockery of herself by hundreds of people with such a lewd title article? Is she trying to divert attention into frivolity from some other serious issues?

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