Neeta Ambani’s Chadti Jawani

Recently aboard the Kingfisher Airlines, I was browsing through the March 2011 edition of the Hi Blitz. The issue had a feature on India’s powerful women. Neeta Ambani obviously made it to the list courtesy being the wife of the richest man of India, Mukesh Ambani. I didn’t read the feature as I was too amused by the photo spread of Neeta Ambani. It was so heavily photoshopped that Neeta looked no more than in her mid-thirties.

Air-brushing is mostly used to erase blemishes but in the Hi Blitz shoot Neeta was made to look decades younger, slimmer and flawless. Her double chin wasn’t visible. her arms were slender and toned. In fact you have to see the images here to understand what I mean.

Hi Blitz did a feature on Neeta Ambani in 2009 but in the march 2011 edition, she looks younger than she looked in 2009. I don’t know if Neeta wanted air-brushing to this extent but I can surely term the shoot as ‘Height of airbrushing’!

17 Replies to “Neeta Ambani’s Chadti Jawani”

  1. Funny post tittle haha

    She does look scrawny on television though…..lucky her, she can have countless lypo treatments and whatever fixes she wants.

  2. Why not says:

    And why not its all good when youre Nita..

  3. niche says:

    I think ur last pic says it all.. when you are ‘friends’ with the owner of Hi Blitz there’s no stop to photoshop

  4. dollop says:

    Dude your title and captions are srsly awesome! Gr8 IQ. She has lost her marbles in the company of those synonymous with Botox and Lipo who live a fake life full of amplified lies

  5. whiteswan says:

    Preity Zinta seems coked up or drunk when she wrote this blog.

    She still thinks UV is part of her team and she is going to make him captain!
    Also in context of Ness note her emphasis on terms like “heir” “fortune” and “Jinnah connection.” She seems to think those are his only qualifications and chooses to completely forget brother Jeh W!! Recall that before a decade, the Wadias were synonymous with patriotism, Indian nationalism, contributions to Indian business and the local Indian society. Interestingly after Zinta’s association, she has heavily publicized the Jinnah connection -giving press releases on her meetings with Dina Wadia or planting articles referring it again and again and in the process trying to put the Wadias at a disadvantage in India – having to justify their Indianness or their patriotism or face skeptical eyes so that she could then play a larger than life image of a Zara of Veer Zara bridging the India –Pak gap. Not surprising Ness had to recently justify his 200 years roots or his patriotism and intent to remain in India or having to say India is his motherland…. in the recent hospital issue.

    As to IPL being her baby or she mothering it ..huh? After having so many public linkups they completely deny …then this ranting is entirely possible.
    As to her tirade of press releases crying hoarse “she is not selling her IPL team” – how can a minority stake holder exercise right to yell on others’ behalf? Others were planning to sell way back in March 2010 before any IPL controversies began. But she is trying her level best to misrepresent facts – using words like faulty monetary transactions etc as reasons for exit plans. She seems to be desperately trying to obstruct their exit plans by such false reasons – when in reality her own fund sources are a question.

  6. parlour says:

    So has Preity Zinta become the official escort of Mukesh Ambani now? Is it with the permission of Nita Ambani or without? And if nothing of the sort then why does Mukesh allow a sl*t to be around him? Does he think the ugly horse lends him some glamour that his wife with chadti jawani cannot? Or is Zinta piling on and leeching on to famous or influential or rich men as is her usual habit?

  7. rumor mill says:

    wow..just because Preity is frens with bigwigs like Mukesh amabani ..some jealous ppl r referring to her with ridiculous names.Also I thot this article was abt nita ambani n why preity haters r putting all this unneeded info on this page.Plz spread this awareness someplace else where u can find likeminded jealous morons.

  8. shock says:

    Does the term “You are who your friends are.” apply in Bollywood? Because Preity is good friends with Sussane Roshan (who’s brother is Zayed Khan) and Hrithik Roshan. Who are good friends with Shahrukh and his wife. Who are good friends with Karan Johar who is good friends with Kareena Kapoor….

    Is everyone in Bollywood a drug fiend? That;s the impression I’m getting and I’m getting slightly depressed because that’s my childhood right there 🙁

  9. I think its nearly the group work and a few great individual performances which may let u win the game

    In the first ipl auction deccan chargers had been truly a great side(andrew symonds,gibbs,filchrisht,shahid afridi)…but they really fail to perform,but obviously correct

    now Chennai appears really great … as they have retained most of their gamers….so team spirits are strong as prior to….whereas others teams will require the rebuild the strength once once more

    mumbai indians are also looking great

    treeet is ready….lets cheers for ipl4

  10. supernsetips says:

    I think its nearly the team work and a few good person performances which may allow u win the game

    In the initial ipl auction deccan chargers were really a good aspect(andrew symonds,gibbs,filchrisht,shahid afridi)…however they really fail to carry out,but of course correct

    now Chennai appears truly good … because they have retained most of their players….so group spirits are strong as before….whereas others groups will need the rebuild the strength once once more

    mumbai indians will also be looking great

    treeet is prepared….lets cheers for ipl4

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  16. dhiru says:

    neeta is so sexy i wanna **** one time

  17. rohit says:

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